we reblog the clothes we think we deserve
*car drives past my house* IS THIS FORESHADOWING? IS THERE GONNA BE A CARS 4???
*bee lands on my window* shit…. is this foreshadowing… shit there’s gonna be a bee movie 2
the price of a popcorn and soda at target: $1.99
the price of a popcorn and soda at the movies: an entire month’s rent and your first born child
I totally remember watching this as a kid and thinking that looked like the most delicious biscuit/cookie in the world
when in reality was’t it a ritz cracker dipped in water?
THAT’S CREME A LA CREME A LA EDGAR YOU IGNORANT SLUT
every so often I sometimes get a mug of milk, add a splash of vanilla extract, a spoonful of sugar, and a sprinkle of cinnamon and heat it in the microwave and have it with Ritz Crackers and pretend it’s Creme A La Creme A La Edgar and it’s seriously just the best.
I JUST MADE THAT MYSELF AND AM CURRENTLY HAVING RITZ CRACKERS WITH IT AND LEMME TELL YOU THIS SHIT IS DELICIOUS
SOMEONE FOUND THE RECIPE TO CREME A LA CREME A LA EDGAR
in which john describes homestuck
I wonder if the brain’s damaged?
What are you so afraid of!?
I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle
it got better
A gecko utilizing claws on their feet to defy gravity.
Fact: David Bowie is a gecko
In France, they say “mdr” instead of “lol” and that roughly translates to “death by laughter” so basically instead of laughing really loudly like we do, the French laugh so hard that they die.
French slang is freaking metal.
DEATH BY OHONHONHON